Friday, November 19, 2010

Friday Funnies! Thanksgiving Edition

Turkey

What key has legs and can’t open doors? 

A Turkey!

Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers!

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

Because everything is always marked down after the holidays! 

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!  Lol!

 

O.K.

I’m done.

But if you want to see more Thanksgiving jokes, visit Kaboose.com. 

Or hop over to Kim’s Friday Funnies!

friday funnies

And have a wonderful Weekend! 

And a Blessed Thanksgiving!

6 comments:

The Real Me! said...

OH those were cute and I actually hadn't heard the last 3. I'm going to have to tell my 8 year old those because he likes those kind of jokes.

Have a super duper day my sweet friend.
Kim

Jo said...

Love these, and I love friday funnies,...after a long week we need the smiles.
-Jo
-LazyonLoblolly

Mari said...

Those were cute - thanks for the smiles!

Sherry @ Lamp Unto My Feet said...

LOL! Too cute! :)

Debby@Just Breathe said...

Those are so cute. Thanks for the laughs!

Olivia said...

My kiddos have been on a joke fix for a while; I can't wait to share these with them!
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Would you consider linking up with Of Such is the Kingdom this week with a thankfulness post? Check it out! suchakingdom.blogspot.com